Fashion Law # 12: Crusty Feet....Why OH WHY?????

South Florida is warm live'n. Love it, but you MEN are not exempt! If you plan on wearing flip flops, a pedicure won't kill ya! Put some lotion on them at the minimum. 

Ladies! If your polish looks like crap, let me introduce you to nail polish remover! No need to wear open toe/sandals with ugly looking toes. Lotion up too.... just saying lol

Fashion Law # 11: The Long and Short of the Necktie

Ladies, grab the white collar men in your life and make them read this. LENGTH does matter when it comes to a properly tied necktie. Don't fool yourself, pulling on it won't make it longer..... lol

click on the link for more details: 

http://www.tie-a-tie.net/length.html

Fashion Law # 10: Polka Dot Bikini .. and WHAT is that on her feet???? LOL

Tourists visiting South Beach bring..... style? As a local in Miami, I can say beachwear does NOT include Roman/boot style sandals or  Donut size earrings. Girl, think of the tan lines on your legs!
Don't get me started on the faux mohawk hairstyle either! 

Fashion Law # 9: Daisy Dukes + Leggings do NOT go hand in hand!

Ladies, if you want to wear  a pair of sexy daisy dukes during Summer. GREAT! More power to you. IF you need to wear them with Leggings UNDERNEATH, don't bother. Remember, Lumpy and Bumpy, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Black Lycra HAS limits!

Fashion Law # 8: Think 360 degrees.. I BEG of YOU!

Yes, she was walking around like this. Yes, I took this picture. No, I wasn't the only one that took a picture *shaking my damn head*

Fashion Law # 7: Little Black FAIL

 

This Little Black Dress was a FAIL! Where to do I begin? The chick has no business wearing it during day light hours, or with the shoes, which I couldn't get in the picture. To add insult to injury, it was practically see through in sun because it was stretched BEYOND its limits! WTF?????!!!!!!

Fashion Law # 6: Something..BLUE?!? REEEEAAAAALLY???

Brides  have a tradition of wearing something old, something new,
something borrowed, and something BLUE.
 I wonder WHEN did the blue in Bluetooth begin to count?????
Take the damn thing off.
I got news for the chick in the picture: You ain't THAT important!!!!